Top 10 Reasons Chocolate is the Greatest Food on Earth

1. It’s delicious. ‘Nuff said.

2. You can literally put it on everything. It won’t necessarily taste good (*cough cough bacon shake cough cough*), but it’s the thought that counts, right?

To each his own

3. What do you eat when you’re miserable? Chocolate.

4. Chocolate companies have the best, most effective commercials on television. Don’t tell me you don’t get hungry at all the dark chocolate ads.

5. Thanks to its stimulating combination of caffeine and sugar, it will keep you awake enough for that 3 hour rehearsal. Or at least, not flat-on-your-face passed out. Maybe just dozing off during rests…

6. It’s good for you! Don’t let the haters tell you otherwise. According to my research, chocolate is essential to one’s diet. Never mind what research…

7. It’s a symbol of wealth and luxury. Only the rich could afford chocolate back in the day. You’re like a f–king princess or something, eating chocolate.

8. You can literally make anything out of chocolate.

This is made out of chocolate.

CHOCOLATE JESUS

9. It’s certainly the key to any girl’s heart. I mean, you gotta do more than just give her chocolate… but it’s certainly a start.

10. Did I mention how delicious it is?

Dem noms–courtesy of the university dining hall

~J

 

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